Tuesday, January 22, 2013

If I Were a Boy...

Today I’m linking up with Gay from A Girl Named Gay
& also, Erin, from Living in Yellow...my blogging idol. 
There is such a thing, you know.
That Madonna or Britney Spears of the blog world.
Erin is my Britney Spears.

Today, I’m going to tell you all what I’d do if I were a boy, for one day.





-      * Eat whatever I wanted, whenever I wanted…like, an entire pizza in one sitting.
-       *Rock an epic beer gut.
-       *Pee in every public bathroom I saw, just because it’s easier & there’s never a line.
-       *Never look in a mirror. Ever.
-       *I would pee right off the highway.  On a tree.
-       *Pick my nose & not care.
-       *Itch my butt.
-      * Get a $17 haircut and feel like I won the lotto.
-       *Dress up like Michael Jackson, and do the moonwalk.
-       *Wear whatever the hell I wanted & not worry about matching.
-       *Have 54392 pairs of Nikes.
-       *Take off my shirt ALL THE TIME.
-       *And maybe try to prove to women that not all guys are the same.


What would YOU do?  Go Link up  

13 comments:

  1. Hahaha...you had some awesome ones on here. How could I forget about rocking a beer gut? Or peeing on a tree? Duh. Obviously things I would do ;)

    thank you so much for linking up and for your sweet words...I've never been anybody's Britney Spears but I'm so proud.

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  2. That sounds like a good list to me! I would totally pee in all public restrooms. :)

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  3. Love you girl, hahaha. And totally agree about the whole peeing with NO lines. Hellllz yeah.

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  4. LOL peeing everywhere. I forgot that one. No lines!!

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  5. Love the $17 haircut remark. So true! Freakin' boys have the easy life.

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  6. Oh my gosh, I never even thought about the cheap hair appts! Those lucky bastards! I would get my hair done once a week! Can't do that as a girl, thats for sure (unless I want to go bankrupt that is).

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  7. Bahaha so funny! How could I forget the shirt, I always wish I could go topless on a hot day!

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  8. Stopping by from the link up! I love your answers!! I love the hair cut one! HAHA And of course taking the shirt off, why didnt I think of that! Also, last one is the best! :)

    ~Maria-Isabel
    www.agapelovedesigns.com

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  9. haha I love the "take of my shirt all the time". Classic!!!

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  10. hahaha love this. especially the dressing up like michael jackson.

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  11. I think everyone's list has a lot to do with pee. For the record I have totally used the men's restroom before. The line for ladies was too darn long.

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