As I was saying, it's the holiday season... and because of that, I am trying to stay as positive as possible about every little single thing. Even the things that are not so nice.
Today I thought I'd
Like... let's say... the fact that I have no wrapping done.
Or perhaps the fact that I have white salt footprints on my hardwood floors in my home because
I also have the worst upset stomach known to man right at the moment. Food is not staying in me for very long. Luckily, I'm not throwing up, rather it is exiting out the other way. I'll spare you the details. Anyway, this is the 3rd time I've dealt with a stomach virus in the past 2 months. I'm. All. Done.
Tyson peed on the couch yesterday. Just out of the blue decided to lift his little leg and whiz right on our new white pillows, all over the couch cushions (yes, that's plural) and then continued to pee on not one, but TWO of my Christmas blankets.
He is not the biggest fan of all the snow we are getting. He tiptoes through it and practically gives me a walk whenever we are outside. And yes, he's five pounds. He's surprisingly super strong. Needless to say, ever since the snow hit, his accidents inside have quadrupled. It's been pretty great. Especially when I get down on his level and say, "Tyson, just because it's winter and there is snow on the ground, doesn't give you a right to pee inside you little five pound ball of fur!"...as if he understood...or cared.
Yesterday, on my way home from work, I kept hearing something sliding around in my backseat. When I finally got home to check, it was a Redbox DVD. Scott & I still haven't mastered the ability to return those friggin things on time. We still have not learned that throwing the DVD in the car does not mean that we have returned it. We actually need to drive to a Redbox machine & actually return it.
I swear, we own 5 now because that's what happens when you don't return it for a month.
Anyway, I know these are certainly not the most awful problems in the world. I guess I just wanted to write this to kind of poke fun at the problems in my life right now. Try to make myself laugh instead of getting my jingles in a jangle, if ya know what I mean.
And hopefully I made you chuckle too.
Don't forget that Newlywed Game: Holiday Edition link up tomorrow! I hope you can participate! =)